Ask An Astronomer Anything At All About Astronomy (XXXIV)

So here it is - after almost two years, the 300th question !!! Let joy be unconfined ! Let there be dancing in the streets ! Let there be questions with answers both sincere and sarcastic !

1) Do irregular galaxies have black holes in their centres ?
Your mum's got... oh no. Too much. BAD RHYS !

2) Why doesn't FAST have an asteroid radar system ?
That's what you get from a cheap Chinese knock-off.

3) Can we see the colours of the flags from the Apollo Moon landings ?
Nah, it was all a hoax. They never took any flags, just some old curtains.

4) Should asteroid 2017 EA be a cause for horror ?
Oh my GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US ! IT'S GONNA KILL US ALL ! AAAAAAARRGHHH !!!

5) Are there any advances in astronomy that you're excited about ?
No. I cry myself to sleep every night.