Why I'm Not On Twitter And Never Will Be

I don't use Twitter. But if I did, I imagine my posts would go something like this :


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I HAS FOUND ALL OF THE HYDROGEN. I HAS THE WIN.

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I have downloaded ALL of the FITS files. I R A WINNER !

I am doing photometry.

I am doing photometry.

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PHOTOMETRY IS DONE ! IT IS DA SHIZZLE.

I am looking for trends in data.

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Bored now. Writing code.

Codin'.

Still codin'.

Code is done. Took 3 days. Has just made last 6 months of work obsolete.

Sigh....

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I HAS SUBMITTED A PAPER. NOW I SLEEP.

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I am looking for hydrogen.