1) Both make similar noises
The above also illustrates point 2), which is their similar responses to being restrained
3) Both are prone to random acts of violence
4) Both are famous gropers, albeit for entirely different motivations
5) Both are seemingly unstoppable
|Oh sure, he's got a rocket launcher, but have you ever tried to change a baby's nappy ?|
6) Both demand that you PWT THAT COOOKIE DAOWHN ! immediately
7) Arnie is rich. Few babies are rich, but most get exactly what they want when they want it, which is basically the same thing.
8) Babies often have a strange interest in your clothes, your boots... and your tricycle.
9) Both have undeniably similar mental capacities.
10) Both are utterly useless but without them the world would quickly become a much worse place.
|OK, it was a good film, but it wasn't exactly a barrel of laughs, was it ?|